Schneller lived on the 6th Floor. She still had her German accent but not her lips. Those she painted on like a Jackson Pollack. Which she did every day before taking her post late afternoon on a wobbly folding chair outside the building. Warm days only. Her hair was thinning and dyed something like inhuman red and she no longer had the shape of a person – it was more like a toad with tiny legs sticking out. The only rumor I ever heard about her was that the building had been in her family’s and that her lover had died when she was young and clearly she had never gotten over it. She rented several of the grand old apartments out as SROs, weekly linens included, to a gaggle of old men.
Tommy looked like Popeye, tough, butch, muscled and toothless, a cigarette dangling, and he guarded the building at night, hanging on the stoop, making sure the heroin addicts didn’t steal the lobby’s chandlers again. These were the crappy replacements of the real ones worth a lot probably sold for a bag or two.
Jimmy was Sinatra in a hat - if Sinatra couldn’t sing, was old, short and a fourth rate bookie. He coughed a lot. That’s when smoking was only a nasty habit.
Mr. Martinez studiously collected stamps, was very very short and very very gentle. He got beat up and ripped off a lot but we weren’t sure by who. He put a padlock on his room. But he said it didn’t help.
None of us spoke to Mr. Lee unless we had to.
The garbage was put out every night by our doors and picked up by Otis, a stooped six feet, dark Black man who lived in the basement and socialized with the middle-aged overweight blond hooker from 11th Street who couldn't decide if she was Ukrainian or Puerto Rican. Whether it was booze or not, he had reduced his life into a tiny moment of feeling no pain. There were many many walls of congeniality and smiling dumb even that night at 3am when I ran into him with his hooker friend. It was exactly like running into him picking up the nightly garbage.
Walter, light skinned and handsome chiseled to beat the band but crippled into a bonsai of his former self, rarely smiled. His face reminded me of a scholar who had seen too much and knew how little he knew. On all the major holidays in his best suit and hat, leaning on his cane he’d wait in the lobby for his daughter to pick him up. She rarely did. He lived in the basement with Otis.
One summer day the elevator broke after Schneller had taken her post. All us neighbors climbing up and down the evening stair coming from work going to dinner, had to make our way around Otis and Walter with his cane in hand pushing Schneller up the stairs by her butt as she clung to the banister.
She spent all day listening to other people go to the bathroom. Sitting in a quasi maid’s uniform, repeatedly offering paper towels in broken English that belied a sharpness and insight that only comes with starting life over at the age of 40 or 50 or 60.
Rather than deal with intelligence that could hear them in their most intimate moments she was summarily dismissed by the thousands of perkily dressed mid-western mid-management women wearing their versions of the power suit they snappily wore with a Fortune 500 smugness at their NY conference before returning home to bland garden apartments or studios temporarily furnished for a pre-marital life.
One even demanded to know what that smell was and at the risk of being complained about, she shrugged a fuck you lady shrug and said “It’s a bathroom….”
MY PRIVATE CONEY presents IT WAS HER NEW YORK, the short stories that accompany the work-in-progress video and photo collection of the same name (myprivateconey.com - media link - IT WAS HER NEW YORK). The stories and the media explore the tender rubble that holds both my mother, Florence's and New York's soul as one disappears into old age and the other into gentrification. All are real observations and/or experiences with very little tall-tale telling.
Except when it makes the story better.
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