Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Time Flies When...


It was supposed to be a brief meal.

Four hours later, I was still laughing too hard to write down everything Dana said.

But she had been warned. When one encounters a better writer than oneself one can only rip off said writer in self defense.

On certain attempts of style:

"He combs his hair with a washcloth."

On the insults of aging and limited mobility:

"I could fool anything but a flight of stairs."

On the fact her doctor is moving her office right across the street from her apartment:

"I won't be late if there's no red light."

And last, but not least, on our favorite actor:

"He's a walking sex experience."

2 comments:

Goggla said...

Thanks for this - I laughed at her gift tie story and I laughed along with this. Does Dana do stand-up? I'd definitely pay the 2-drink minimum to see her show. :)

c.o. moed said...

Dana was delighted you enjoyed it and then asked me to be her manager.