Tuesday, October 18, 2011

GUEST ARTIST: DANA - Encore: Time Flies When...

A series of Dana's writing.



It was supposed to be a brief meal.

Four hours later, I was still laughing too hard to write down everything Dana said.

But she had been warned. When one encounters a better writer than oneself one can only rip off said writer in self defense.

On certain attempts of style:

"He combs his hair with a washcloth."

On the insults of aging and limited mobility:

"I could fool anything but a flight of stairs."

On the fact her doctor is moving her office right across the street from her apartment:

"I won't be late if there's no red light."

And last, but not least, on our favorite actor:

"He's a walking sex experience."

2 comments:

mybabyjohn/Delores said...

I'm with her on the stairs. Rats!!

CG said...

Great lines!